asstune
fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
asstune by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
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Asstinence
If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.
Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010
Asstunnel
A person or entity that is full of shit. An ignorant self righteous moron.
Originates from the bittorrent index site Meganova in response to a Cease and Desist letter received from MediaDefender following a leak of confidential internal e-mails.
Originates from the bittorrent index site Meganova in response to a Cease and Desist letter received from MediaDefender following a leak of confidential internal e-mails.
Dearest little asstunnels,
Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). In no way we feel obligated to fulfill your request, as a matter of fact any organization that tries to harm this site and the bittorrent user in general can expect nothing more from us but a big fuck you!
In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys:
* Fuck you!
* Fuck you again!
* Fuck you again and again and again!
* Fuck you again and again and again && again!
There is no way you can stop this, your emails have been published on more then a centillion websites. And if there is anyone who is going to start a lawsuit it will be us suing you for attempts to sabotage the integrity of this site and many others.
Have a very nice day,
Markus
Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). In no way we feel obligated to fulfill your request, as a matter of fact any organization that tries to harm this site and the bittorrent user in general can expect nothing more from us but a big fuck you!
In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys:
* Fuck you!
* Fuck you again!
* Fuck you again and again and again!
* Fuck you again and again and again && again!
There is no way you can stop this, your emails have been published on more then a centillion websites. And if there is anyone who is going to start a lawsuit it will be us suing you for attempts to sabotage the integrity of this site and many others.
Have a very nice day,
Markus
asstunnel
A lawyer who sends a DMCA takedown notice to a website, but doesn't word it properly, or doesn't realize that the site isn't located in the USA, and therefore has no legal standing.
"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet," Meganova's response says. "In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again!"
asstunnel by genericName1582925 October 3, 2007
asstunnel
Term of abuse equivalent to "asshole." May have originated as non-English speaker's attempt to translate that term, appearing in a letter from Torrent site MegaNova to MediaDefender's lawyers, in response to attempts to shut them down.
"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."
asstunnel by Dwortfarquhar October 2, 2007
asstunnel
Humorous mutation of "asshole" used to describe Mediadefender and it's not-so-threatening take down notices to a Scandinavian server host, Meganova.
Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet... In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again!
asstube
asstube by real id guy June 7, 2009
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