assture
a big ass
assture by jaboolehah September 12, 2003
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asstune
fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
asstune by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
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assturbation
I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.
assturbation by decamel August 28, 2013
Rest Assured
A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.
Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
Rest Assured by stunna3098 October 9, 2011
Mutally Assured Destruction
The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.
The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).
The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).
Mutally Assured Destruction by Jose Fuentes February 12, 2004
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