asstube
asstube by real id guy June 7, 2009
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Asstube
A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.
Asstube by speedman225 March 17, 2007
asstune
fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
asstune by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
Ass Tube
Word used to describe an asshole when specifically suggesting that the person is the tube-like, shit-covered skin within the anus, rather than the air between it.
Ass Tube by Carton Jones December 21, 2008
ASSTUB
A Kate-ism for the size serving of ice cream necessitated by a break up from any ASSTARD or fucktard. FLAVORS include "You Deserve Better" and "College Boyfriend THAT ASS" as well as "Let's Just Be Friends" and "Drakkar Noir." The ASSTUB serving is equivalent to the amount of suffering said ASSHAT has inflicted. Any way you slice it, it's gonna be big.
"Wow, I can't believe I dated that douchetard. I'm going to need to dive into an ASSTUB of ice cream..."
ASSTUB by Mittens Was Here September 15, 2013
Asstuber
Content creator on YouTube targeting non-active males with workout videos where every day is ass day.
Asstuber by HotInTheCity October 13, 2023
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