assripe

Another way of saying the word asswipe. Usually only used by people that have a hard time pronouncing "w" sounds. People from the Middle East, Lebanon for instance, sometime pronounce asswipe this way.
The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.

The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.

by ben_waballs February 26, 2007

assripping

when your sitting on the toilet and your not sure what hole its going to come out of.

Once upon a time I discovered assripping. I ate some mexican food, it came out of my butt then i didnt have enough time to wipe and i turned around and threw up and got poop all over the cabinets.

by Gregory Korman April 16, 2008

assrip

When you shit such a freighter that your asshole rips open and your guts fall into the toilet

When you plow an ass so hard it rips open

Had an Assrip incident in the shitter today , now I wear a colostomy bag

by LlamaTaboot June 6, 2016