asswipe

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

by Jovian August 07, 2003

asswipe

asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues

because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days

by bluebear April 08, 2020

asswipe

a shithead, shitsleeve, shitbum, asshole, dickface, etc.

Yo, asswipe, get your hands off my sister!

by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005

asswipe

An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by ices May 12, 2003

asswipe

A person who revs their engine really loudly in a public area just to show off.

Car: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM GVFHBHYUFJFTYFUYGUFUFTYFUYFSYUGEGQFREFSBNCNJDJAZHSUDCIISOODEJDBCHJBSJS BDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM SPLORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jerry: man what a fucking asswipe

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

asswipe

1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.

1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.

by nay April 13, 2004

asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 03, 2006