Rogan
Rogan by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019
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A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.
Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.
The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.
As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.
Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.
The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.
As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.
Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
Rogan by Christobear April 6, 2021
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Rogan
Interrogative word from the first "Age of Empires" game, sometimes pronounced by villagers when selected.
As the priest's "Wololo", this word has been used as taunt in Age of Empires 2.
As the priest's "Wololo", this word has been used as taunt in Age of Empires 2.
"Rogan? Zukatah!"
Rogan by StrangeMusicInside September 3, 2009
Rogan
The name for a really awesome person, a person who is handsome, loving, funny, helpful, and everything in between. It's the guy every girl wants to be with. The guy who sticks by his pals no matter what. The guy who never turns his back on those who love him. The best guy ever made.
Rogan by darkpheonx May 4, 2013
rogan
A lazy teacher that assigns massive amounts of busy work each day while re-sizing and changing the fonts of other teacher's assignments and outlines and claiming it as his own.
Common derivatives include:
RG:BW (busy work given by a "r0gan" teacher, usually comes in the form of a worksheet that "r0gan" himself cannot answer)
RG:BT (tests that do not actually count, but given to waste time so the teacher can screw around doing absolutely nothing, probably because he gets paid crappy wages. I mean seriously, who the hell would want to hire a r0gan?)
RG:BP (projects that deal with things totally unrelated to the class to take up a student's time such as ABC books)
These kind of teachers usually come from borderline community colleges such as Cal State Long Beach
Common derivatives include:
RG:BW (busy work given by a "r0gan" teacher, usually comes in the form of a worksheet that "r0gan" himself cannot answer)
RG:BT (tests that do not actually count, but given to waste time so the teacher can screw around doing absolutely nothing, probably because he gets paid crappy wages. I mean seriously, who the hell would want to hire a r0gan?)
RG:BP (projects that deal with things totally unrelated to the class to take up a student's time such as ABC books)
These kind of teachers usually come from borderline community colleges such as Cal State Long Beach
Bob: Hey we're gonna go smoke some weed, wanna come?
Mike: Fuck...sorry man, i got RG:BW (Rogan:BusyWork) to do
Mike: Fuck...sorry man, i got RG:BW (Rogan:BusyWork) to do
rogan by Hacienda Heights January 8, 2007