Asswiper
A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication
Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003
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Asswiper
A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.
The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.
Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
Asswiper by loosetongue April 16, 2009
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ASSWIPE Litigation
Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.
(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008
Fuckface putrid asswipe
Fuckface putrid asswipe by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Asswipe
There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.
The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."
Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."
Asshole: "haha, I did."
Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."
Asswipe by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010
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