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Cornelius is sweet, caring, loving, and willing to do whatever it takes to make his girl happy. He's sexy, he's amazing in bed, and he is different than other guys. He's perfect. He's good at everything, yet at the same he's not cocky. He will make you laugh when you feel like you might cry. He is a total gentleman with a wild side. When you're with him, your worries will melt away. If you find a Cornelius, don't let him go or you will be wishing you hadn't. You will never forget a Cornelius after meeting one.
Girl: Your name must be Cornelius, because you're perfect.
by along4theride April 29, 2015
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Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.
Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.

Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?
by Mr. Dam June 23, 2010
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a hot sexyyy guy that loves you for everything about you. may make fun of you at times but, if he realy cares he will kiss you or even make out with you in front of your or his friend. great kisser with big lips and abs. shy at times but loves attention so give him all you got.
cornelius just made out with me in front of this person. he is amazign!

i saw!!
by linkipohij May 26, 2010
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Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)

Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla

Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.

Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"

Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come
Emily: Gosh, isn't Cornelius such a jerk?
Meg: Yeah I guess, but I can't stay mad at him
by Iceyb129 February 03, 2011
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A bald spot on ones head. A circular spot at the back of the head missing hair. From the Roman leader Cornelius.
Oh, look at Paul’s Cornelius. He should put a hat on or he’ll get burned
by Battyguy July 13, 2018
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A criminal who hides in dark alleyways and chops people in half down their coronal plane to scoop out their organs with a spoon and eat their breast meat.
Chuck Norris is such a Cornelius.
by Taco Bell Dog on the Moon April 25, 2009
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