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Something that Bishops and Generals catch from public toilet seats.
The rest of us can catch it from fucking prostitutes.
Don't fuck her, she's probably got vd.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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Indeed, VD does mean venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think.
Bill: Does VD mean very dumb?
Fill: No it means venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think
by unusu-al August 31, 2003
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Short for Valentine's Day. Usually sent to your sweetheart that you have had sexual intercourse with.
"Happy VD, I hope you didnt get it from me."
by Rackal July 19, 2008
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The non-literal destruction of the vagina or vaginas via sexual intercourse.

Vaginal Destruction, Devastation, Demolition, etc.
Brent: Dude, I've fucked so many chicks since I got back to school.
Connor: Nice bro, VD to the max.
by BSDP August 30, 2010
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