assm
OMG this beef jerky is assm!
assm by beakerwoff March 11, 2010
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rantaro assmami
Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
rantaro assmami by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021
Assmode
Assmode is a way of life.
assmibilate
Verb. (derived from the root word SMIB) After living in St Mary's County in Southern Maryland for some length of time, you decide to conform or adjust to the customs, attitudes, traditions, style, etc. of Southern Maryland and the people that live there (refer to "SMIB"). For example: Drinking 10oz cans of beer, the game cornhole, throwing horseshoes, softball (AKA "ball"), The Tiki Bar, own a boat/RV, driving slow in the left lane, believe that more tattoos are better, have an "In Loving Memory" memorial on the back window of your vehicle, or put Old Bay seasoning on everything.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.
assmibilate by OP1 March 5, 2013
Assmosis
Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013
sucks to your assmar
A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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