A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005
Get the assmonkeymug. 1:(n) a complete idiot
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 09, 2008
Get the assmonkeymug. 
Get the assmonkeymug. Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.
by averhan June 27, 2009
Get the assmonkeymug. 1. A homosexual man.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.
3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.
4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)
5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.
3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.
4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)
5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
by Joe Daddy October 04, 2002
Get the assmonkeymug. A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
by r0fl December 17, 2007
Get the assmonkeymug. 1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.
2.A fag.
3. A dumbass.
2.A fag.
3. A dumbass.
1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?
by luis.... October 14, 2008
Get the assmonkeymug.