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Peterson is a lovely last name to have and it comes from Scottish heritage.
This name is not to be used as a reference to an explosion in the toilet.
Peterson is used as a sir name.
by AceSummersAWriter January 30, 2017
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The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
by Flapjackandy November 09, 2007
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A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today?
Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since.
Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson!

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"Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".
by BillyBones da real McCoy June 30, 2006
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A combination of the words "pet" and "person."
Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey.
Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people.
Hilton: So I have a pet person?
Ken: Yes. A peterson.
by Hilton S. May 09, 2006
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A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.
"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?"

"Yeah, he's a total Peterson."
by Dr. Rosenbaumstein August 31, 2011
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