assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

assblading by tedium March 16, 2005

Airblading

Airblading is a social meme and alternative sport spreading through British men. Participants covertly place their testicles in the high speed airflow of the Dyson Airblade to achieve "airblader" status and then share their achievements via social media.

Hyde got a really clean drop when he was airblading last night in the Groucho

Airblading by airblader June 16, 2011

Assboating 

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

Assboating by hardymetal August 4, 2010

assblowing 

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

Assblasting by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

Assblowing 

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

Assblowing by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

assglazing

1. when you pull out and ejaculate all over someones asscheeks.2. when you take your penis and use it to smear the nuttbutter around the asscheeks like a cinnabun

I love that bitch, she really digs it when I be assglazing her face down in the pillow!!

assglazing by Crazy68 September 2, 2009