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assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.
sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.
by tedium March 16, 2005
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Airblading

Airblading is a social meme and alternative sport spreading through British men. Participants covertly place their testicles in the high speed airflow of the Dyson Airblade to achieve "airblader" status and then share their achievements via social media.
Hyde got a really clean drop when he was airblading last night in the Groucho
by airblader June 16, 2011
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Assboating

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.
Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!
by hardymetal August 4, 2010
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assblowing

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.
1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."
by The Bear45 October 19, 2009
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Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.
Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!
by greasyginzos March 26, 2013
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Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.
Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.
by Nguy69 August 20, 2020
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assglazing

1. when you pull out and ejaculate all over someones asscheeks.2. when you take your penis and use it to smear the nuttbutter around the asscheeks like a cinnabun
I love that bitch, she really digs it when I be assglazing her face down in the pillow!!
by Crazy68 September 2, 2009
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