Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.
1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"
2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."
2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."
by The Bear45 October 19, 2009
When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.
Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.
Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.
Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.
by Nguy69 August 21, 2020
by t-minus nothing June 21, 2005
When you think your gonna fart and hit mud. Loading your undies. When you sneeze and squirt a turd in your pants unexpectedly.
Ol' Creeper was drinking hard last night and blew chow and later he had a full on, out the back of his short ASSBLOW.. that shit was sick!
by Wind of the South. May 28, 2018