Skip to main content

assblowing 

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.
1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."
assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009
Words you can keep

Assblowing 

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.
Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.
Assblowing by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

Ass Blowing

The act of Blowing on your partners anus after rimming, this is very sensual.
He was ass blowing on his girlfriends anus softly after licking it and making it wet.
Ass Blowing by Lizihug February 25, 2019

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.
sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.
assblading by tedium March 16, 2005

assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty
Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.
assbooking by donkey toupe February 9, 2010

assclowning 

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth
Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning
assclowning by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next