5 definitions by tedium

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

by tedium March 17, 2005

highlyy

Pretty girl, who makes good music. She is young and lit. The best of the best.

“See I carry my hustle” Whos that by oh that’s Highlyy.

by tedium January 31, 2023

hilt orgasm

Orgasm that occurs when placing the penis as far into the vagina as possible. Quite popular among computer science majors, as "algorithms" is just an anagram for it.

Marie didn't finish her homework for algorithms because she was busy getting some extra help along with a hilt orgasm or two.

by tedium April 28, 2005

louser

A combination of the word Loser and Louse (the singular of lice) used to describe the most annoying type of creep. Originally coined at WPI.

Courtney: Yeah, he decided to live at home.
Robert: Living at home in college? What a louser.

by tedium June 21, 2005

dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.

John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

by tedium June 21, 2005