Crazy68's definitions

dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010

Buttnugget

1.A small, hard piece of sand, dirt, food,and or lint stuck on the side of the inner buttcheek.similar to a Dingleberry, but more harder of a substance, potntial to draw blood. 2.a stupid, ignorant runt of a person.3.a moron of miniscule importance

stupid ass twerp! fucking buttnuggett!!

by Crazy68 August 11, 2009

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

Mirriage

1. A Mirriage is an illusion of a marriage. 2. A description of a doomed union based on mis-conceptions and not being thouroughly finished sowing one's oats or seeding numerous Bar- Hostesses and Cheerleaders. Happens alot in pro sports

dude: "why'd he Marry that bitch, if he was going to be fuckin' n sucking every bar-hop on his PGA tour?"
dude ett: "that was no Marriage Foo!, that was a Mirriage, you fuckin bitch, now go make me a sandwich!!!"
dude: " y-yes h-h-honeycakes."

by Crazy68 December 3, 2009

Gumbis

1. A person who exhibits Gumby-like behavior. .2 an idiot
3. a moron

What a freaking Gumbis!!!

by Crazy68 August 18, 2009

booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day

damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!

by Crazy68 October 20, 2009

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009