Crazy68's definitions

Buttnugget

1.A small, hard piece of sand, dirt, food,and or lint stuck on the side of the inner buttcheek.similar to a Dingleberry, but more harder of a substance, potntial to draw blood. 2.a stupid, ignorant runt of a person.3.a moron of miniscule importance

stupid ass twerp! fucking buttnuggett!!

by Crazy68 August 11, 2009

Gumbis

1. A person who exhibits Gumby-like behavior. .2 an idiot
3. a moron

What a freaking Gumbis!!!

by Crazy68 August 18, 2009

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

Mirriage

1. A Mirriage is an illusion of a marriage. 2. A description of a doomed union based on mis-conceptions and not being thouroughly finished sowing one's oats or seeding numerous Bar- Hostesses and Cheerleaders. Happens alot in pro sports

dude: "why'd he Marry that bitch, if he was going to be fuckin' n sucking every bar-hop on his PGA tour?"
dude ett: "that was no Marriage Foo!, that was a Mirriage, you fuckin bitch, now go make me a sandwich!!!"
dude: " y-yes h-h-honeycakes."

by Crazy68 December 3, 2009

Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

by Crazy68 October 1, 2009

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009

Bustin a Tiger

When you cheat on your wife, not just once, but several times. Including bar chicks and Porn stars, screwing all without condoms, expecting to stay married after your hot, swedish, model wife finds out.

I don't care what you say Jesus, I'm bustin a Tiger!!

by Crazy68 January 11, 2010