Assboating 

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

Assboating by hardymetal August 4, 2010

Assboating 

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

Assboating by MissLynx September 2, 2013

Assbonging 

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

Assbonging by Hamstown April 22, 2017

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.

When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.

Assrotting by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010

Assbusting 

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

Assbusting by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

Assblasting by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

asseatingwhitch 

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

asseatingwhitch by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019