The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

Assblasting by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

Assblasting

Assblasting is used before another bad words

"SHES SUCH AN ASSBLASTING ASSHOLE"

Assblasting by The random hobo under your hou September 11, 2019

assblasting bitchaloid

Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.

Example:

God that Donald trump is an assblasting bitchaloid!

assblasting bitchaloid by maxwhite July 27, 2017

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

ass blasting bitchaloid by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

Assboating

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

Assboating by hardymetal August 4, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026