assbending

assbending is when a truck gets stuck in ur step sister pussy so u ass bend her ass to make her ass get stuck in ur dick

im assbending my sister its hot

by SMORT - eggplant gang December 4, 2020

Fassbending

To behave in the manner of Michael Fassbender. To consistently exhibit outrageous sexual and deviant behavior until everyone around you is also having fun.

Let's start fassbending and get this party started.

by ViperJock March 27, 2012

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

airbending

1) the complete understanding and control of the element, air, to a point at which you are capable of moving or forming it at your mercy.
2) an abnormally strong sexual act driven my extreme desire

1) Let me be your Aang, and we will travel the world airbending.
2) I'm going to airbend the shit out of you.

by snickeldoodle September 1, 2009

Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

The Lark Ascending

One of the finest pieces of music in the classical violin repertoire. You've gotta admit it.

The Lark Ascending is bloody amazing!

by Viola Tragic May 8, 2006