assbending

assbending is when a truck gets stuck in ur step sister pussy so u ass bend her ass to make her ass get stuck in ur dick

im assbending my sister its hot

assbending by SMORT - eggplant gang December 4, 2020

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Fassbending

To behave in the manner of Michael Fassbender. To consistently exhibit outrageous sexual and deviant behavior until everyone around you is also having fun.

Let's start fassbending and get this party started.

Fassbending by ViperJock March 27, 2012

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system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

system of ascending precedents by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

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airbending

1) the complete understanding and control of the element, air, to a point at which you are capable of moving or forming it at your mercy.
2) an abnormally strong sexual act driven my extreme desire

1) Let me be your Aang, and we will travel the world airbending.
2) I'm going to airbend the shit out of you.

airbending by snickeldoodle September 1, 2009