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assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead
assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020
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assbelunker 

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.
Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo
assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

asseltov cocktail 

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
asseltov cocktail by coyote123 September 1, 2011

assbeater420

the guy we needed, he wasn't just any player, he is a C H A D, a robloxian god wich somehow bypassed the system of death (filter)
all hail assbeater420
a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.
Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.
assbestos by Mhaggis November 4, 2011
A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.
"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."
assbeat by Aaidyin September 30, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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