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A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.
"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."
assbeat by Aaidyin September 30, 2008
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When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.
Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat
assbeat by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead
assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

A dope ass beat 

"woah, that's a dope ass beat, you can put it with anything"
A dope ass beat by ナカVÆLON April 14, 2021
a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure
Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt
Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

AssBeard 

You Mom has a assbeard
AssBeard by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003
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