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assbelunker 

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.
Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......
assbelunker by contact May 23, 2004

assbelunker 

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.
"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."
assbelunker by Nick The Man December 28, 2005

asspelunker 

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.
"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."
asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003

ass belunker 

This word comes from "Ass Spelunking" but is a lighter form of exploration of the anus and it's beautiful depths.
Chris and Colby are dirty ass belunkers.
ass belunker by XxHoundxX August 30, 2004

Assbelongker 

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker

assmelonker 

a person whos ass is way to big for there body
look at that assmelonker over thier.
assmelonker by mike rouch October 10, 2003