greg's definitions

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

ikillayomomma

when someone threatens to kill your mother.

Hey...ikillayomomma...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003