a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.
by Mhaggis November 04, 2011
A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".
Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.
by QuacksO June 10, 2024