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Definitions by Bat-ManCock

A thick leather belt strung up your ass so far that you can't find it once you lose it.
"Damn, nigga, yo assbelt is shit-stained"
assbelt by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Insert Here 

The nudge or sly message a woman (or man) gives when in the mood to Fuck like it's the last day here on earth.
"Amanda gave a clear message of 'Insert Here' to Carl, who consequently gave her a clear message of Dick."
Insert Here by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Dickshit 

A secretion coming from a man's penis which is clumpy, brown, and usually very dry.
"Fuck, you just got your Dickshit down my leg."
Dickshit by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
A slang term for Pussy. Used as a compliment instead of an insult.
Puss e by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Spertula 

A sperm-covered spatula. Usually used for cooking when one has been playing with it as a sex toy, but does not realize this.
"You know that's not a spatula, that's my Spertula."
Spertula by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
A common choice of last words before someone dies or is paralyzed. Often followed by 'Me, Lord'.
As he plummeted toward the surface, he realized that his parachute was broken, and immediately shouted an untamed "Oh Fuck".
Oh Fuck by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Tyrion Lannister 

Tyrion Lannister by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016