ambiendextrous 

able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.

Ambien (sleeping medication)+dexterous(skillful)

Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!

ambiendextrous by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

Ambeerdextrous 

The ability to have a beer in each hand and successfully take them down in an efficient mannor. Typically, this is looked upon as a badge of honor at fraternity parties and in the later innings of sporting events right before beer sales close.

This is similar to double fisting in the non-sexual manner but if you can find and ambeerdextrous chick, get up on that.

Dude, Davis has got to the be the most ambeerdextrous person I've ever seen. Not once have I seen an empty hand and if he's not crushing one on his head, he's opening another with his teeth. Genius.

Ambeerdextrous by jeffreybruce January 9, 2010

ambrewdextrous 

To be able to dance with a beer in both hands.

He was quite ambrewdextrous for an engineer.

ambrewdextrous by Dee December 4, 2003

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003