Schteen's definitions

screen

what you`re spending way too much time looking at.

-Hey, wanna watch some porn on my new 19' screen?
-Yeah, Cool!

by Schteen May 20, 2003

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003

talk to the hand

Said when someone starts talking too much about something you don't care about, or they start flinging useless insults at you..

Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listening

by Schteen September 3, 2003

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

insult

A way to verbally make someone like you less.

"Your mom!"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

Terry Pratchett

The best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.

He lives behind his keyboard in Wiltshire, trying desperately to respond to his fan-mail

by Schteen May 22, 2003

earth

The place that the human race has for thousands of years tried to destroy, and are finally getting it right..

Nuke`s are nice

by Schteen May 21, 2003