Schteen's definitions

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003

talk to the hand

Said when someone starts talking too much about something you don't care about, or they start flinging useless insults at you..

Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listening

by Schteen September 3, 2003

lotr

Another version of the classic clichè about small people doing what others thought they could not.

Whoa, Frodo leaves home in LOTR!!

by Schteen May 20, 2003

screen

what you`re spending way too much time looking at.

-Hey, wanna watch some porn on my new 19' screen?
-Yeah, Cool!

by Schteen May 20, 2003

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

Whoopass

found in a can, severely beating, or "kicking ass" of someone, or something when opened.

Bush opened a can of whoopass on Iraq

by Schteen May 20, 2003

insult

A way to verbally make someone like you less.

"Your mom!"

by Schteen May 20, 2003