13 definitions by Schteen

Whoopass

found in a can, severely beating, or "kicking ass" of someone, or something when opened.

Bush opened a can of whoopass on Iraq

by Schteen May 20, 2003

rincewind

Character from the discworld series. Failed wizard, who carries one of the eight most powerful spells in the world in his mind. Only trouble is, he doesn`t know how to use it. AND that`s the only spell he can learn.

by Schteen May 22, 2003

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003

death

Death comes to collect your soul when you die.. he wields a scythe, and wars a black robe..
He sometimes rides a spectral horse, or in the discworld books, he rides Binky

by Schteen May 22, 2003

lotr

Another version of the classic clichè about small people doing what others thought they could not.

Whoa, Frodo leaves home in LOTR!!

by Schteen May 20, 2003

discworld

Very popular book series by Terry Pratchett, about a world shaped as a disc, that is carried by four elephants who again stands on the back of a gargantuan turtle. The discworld is home to many strange people, like Rincewind

Go read a book! buy discworld!

by Schteen May 22, 2003

jump

Physically Straining activity, causing you to fly for a very limited amount of time.
May cause heavy breathing and in extreme cases(when doing it twice)exhaustion

go jump in a river

by Schteen May 21, 2003