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Ambeatdextrous 

The ability to jerk it with either hand.
"Dude my junk curves to the left!"

"You gotta switch hands broski."

"Bra I can't, I'm not ambeatdextrous!"
Ambeatdextrous by souperman69 October 22, 2009

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

ambidextrious 

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.
ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

Ambeerdextrous 

The ability to have a beer in each hand and successfully take them down in an efficient mannor. Typically, this is looked upon as a badge of honor at fraternity parties and in the later innings of sporting events right before beer sales close.

This is similar to double fisting in the non-sexual manner but if you can find and ambeerdextrous chick, get up on that.
Dude, Davis has got to the be the most ambeerdextrous person I've ever seen. Not once have I seen an empty hand and if he's not crushing one on his head, he's opening another with his teeth. Genius.
Ambeerdextrous by jeffreybruce January 9, 2010