Amberdextrous

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When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

Amberdextrous by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

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Amberdextrous

The ability to crap in both a toilet and a bed.

She was pooping everywhere, definitely amberdextrous.

Amberdextrous by Paladin Sends May 31, 2022

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Amberdextrous

When you can take a shit on both sides of the bed.

Yo, from the stains on your bed I can tell you’re amberdextrous.

Amberdextrous by Makachewbacca December 21, 2023

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Ambeatdextrous

The ability to jerk it with either hand.

"Dude my junk curves to the left!"

"You gotta switch hands broski."

"Bra I can't, I'm not ambeatdextrous!"

Ambeatdextrous by souperman69 October 22, 2009

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ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

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Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

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Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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