Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

Amberdextrous by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Amberdextrous

The ability to crap in both a toilet and a bed.

She was pooping everywhere, definitely amberdextrous.

Amberdextrous by Paladin Sends May 31, 2022

Amberdextrous

When you can take a shit on both sides of the bed.

Yo, from the stains on your bed I can tell you’re amberdextrous.

Amberdextrous by Makachewbacca December 21, 2023

Ambeatdextrous 

The ability to jerk it with either hand.

"Dude my junk curves to the left!"

"You gotta switch hands broski."

"Bra I can't, I'm not ambeatdextrous!"

Ambeatdextrous by souperman69 October 22, 2009

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003