AmbidexSnoozer - Someone who has no preference to sleeping on the right or left side of a bed and switching sides feels equally correct and comfortable. This is similar to an ambidextrous person, where left or right handedness coexists equally.

Most people in a married or boyfriend/girlfriend relationship have a preference for which side of the bed they sleep on. The reasons may range from habit to superstition. Regardless of reason, switching sides with their partner is rare.

New relationship examples -

(Typical) -
Him - Hey Meredith, I get the right side!!
Her - Oh....but that's MY side!!
Him - Whaaat??

(AmbidexSnoozer - either him or her)

Her - What side do you sleep on, Honey?
Him - Doesn't matter to me!
Her - Sweet!!

AmbidexSnoozer by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 22, 2018

Related Words

ambidd • ambidextrous • ambidickstrous • Ambidicktrous • ambidextrious • Ambidickstrious • ambidixtrous • ambidancetrous • ambidextrosity • AMFIDDI

ambidrinksterity

The ability of being equally adept to drinking from each hand. Wikipedia says this about a similar word, ambidextrous:

"Studies have shown that ambidextrous people are more emotionally independent, more determined, more adaptable to new situations and more apt to handle problems without giving up." -Wikipedia

Therefore, one can conclude that ambidrinkstrous people are also more emotionally independent upon drinks, more determined to drink with both hands, more adaptable to new drinks and more apt to handle problems without giving up drinking from both hands simultaneously.

Cinderella & her ugly sisters entered the ball. Quickly, Cinderella was handed two drinks by two different gentleman, because she ONLY had two hands, and because her ugly sisters were scaring away the others. Cinderella, a bit tipsy from the champagne in the carriage ride, burped and muttered, "Hmmpf. I'm ambidrinkstrous..."

The gentleman were all in agreement, ambidrinksterity was a great quality in a young lady.

ambidrinksterity by sindazed December 2, 2005

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand

Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.

ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026