The ability of being equally adept to drinking from each hand. Wikipedia says this about a similar word, ambidextrous:
"Studies have shown that ambidextrous
people are more emotionally independent, more determined, more adaptable to
new situations and more apt to handle problems without giving up." -Wikipedia
Therefore, one can conclude that ambidrinkstrous
people are also more emotionally independent upon drinks, more determined to drink with both hands, more adaptable to
new drinks and more apt to handle problems without giving up drinking from both hands simultaneously.
Cinderella & her
ugly sisters entered the
ball. Quickly, Cinderella was handed two drinks by two different gentleman, because she ONLY had two hands, and because her
ugly sisters were scaring away the others. Cinderella, a bit tipsy from the champagne in the carriage ride, burped and muttered, "Hmmpf. I'
m ambidrinkstrous..."
The gentleman were all in agreement, ambidrinksterity was a great quality in a young lady.