ambidixtrous 

A man who can pack his package left or right.

Yesterday his Speedo's bulged on the left, and now they buldge on the right. Oh yeah, he's ambidixtrous.

ambidixtrous by mr. packer June 25, 2009

ambidixtrous 

A man who can jerk off with either hand.

Carl broke his right hand spanking the monkey, but that won't stop him. He's ambidixtrous.

ambidixtrous by DirTSanChez May 13, 2005

ambidixtrous 

a man whose dick will go either way... a bisexual man

"Fred likes to have sex with men *and* women?"
"Yeah, he's ambidixtrous."

ambidixtrous by Lisa January 30, 2004

ambijaxtrous 

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

ambijaxtrous by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

ambidextrious 

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004