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altershan 

Something or someone with an attidude of a cat but a strength of a baby, she will always disrespect a random stranger and always respect her close friends. She has a ton of friends and servers online and sometimes does improtant stuff to keep a server alive and well scheduled. If you meet her, then run for your life
Altershan: Hello.
Stranger: *runs*
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The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.
She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

Alerhand Effect

n. In Mario Kart 64, when one player pulls ahead from the rest, while the remaining three, rather than catching up with the leader, end up shooting each other with shells, thereby causing the leader to extend his lead.
Oh, I slipped on that skeeted banana and now you've got mad Alerhand Effect going.

Steve just came into the game. You know he's going to get the Alerhand Effect right off the get go.

aleshanee 

Aleshanee means beautiful or unique in many ways not only is Aleshanee just a name Aleshanee is a wonderful creation & she should be showed to the world
I love Aleshanee
aleshanee by Aleshanee November 4, 2014

canadian aftershave 

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.
That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

aftershame 

The feeling after masturbating to an overly weird fetish. Antonym of Afterglow.
John had a feeling of aftershame when he finished watching "two Scotsmen one goat"
aftershame by FC3Navy December 9, 2012

Lemonade Aftershave 

A sexual act.
When a woman is having sex with a man, abruptly stops, pees on her hand and slaps the man.

The reverse of this act is Canary Blush
I was having sex with Sue last night and for no reason she gave me a lemonade aftershave
Lemonade Aftershave by DeltaSpence February 23, 2010