Aftershart

When a violent fart scares you so badly that you shit you pants

Following the trauma of a particularly harzardous and lengthy fart, Greg was caught off guard by the sheer force of a resounding and messy aftershart.

by Thesneakywordsmith January 2, 2019

aftershart

Shortly after taking a massive shit you get the urge to shit again, and it feels huge and takes great effort but only the size of a grape.

After taking massive shit i ran back to the bathroom for an aftershart

by ShartLorde August 30, 2015

afterparty

Compound word - party with a few intimate associates taking place after the main party, usually in a different location but peripherally related to the main party.

'Sup, Chavez, u know where da afterparty be. Yeah, when Monique be done DJing, she have it in her loft.

by Safran May 7, 2003

afterparty

Usually a bunch of people congregating in a stranger's house after a real party or rave ends (or gets busted). Sometimes there's more music and booze, but it mostly consists of random people in corners coming down off of some good rolls, or having sexual encounters in the single dingy bathroom.

"Dude, we can't make the four hour drive back to Detriot while the road's spinning like this, we outta find an afterparty and cool down".

by Zippy Crash January 6, 2009

aftershrink

The significant decrease in penis size when exposed to ice-cold water.

"Had some serious aftershrink from that Ice Bucket Challenge"

by QuackLife August 26, 2014

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

Afterhurt

1: The overwhelming sense of pain experienced shortly after the initial injury is inflicted.
2: A Phrase spoken by someone who is experiencing the feelings described in definition 1.

(John) "Kidney punch!!!"
(Mike)"Ouch that kinda hurt... (Waits for a second) Holy shit balls, AFTERHURT!!! (Rolls on floor making hissing sounds and incoherent strings of profanities whilst Mike laughs hysterically.)

by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009