alcohore

a woman thats a slut/whore when she is intoxicated.

"That girl sucked my dick last night when she was drunk and I didn't even know her"-Jim
"Damn...she must have been an alcohore"-Lyle

by Campbell K March 2, 2006

Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcohole

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.

by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

Alcohoe

The propensity for a woman to become loose with the liberal application of alcohol.

Look at that Alcohoe, she's throwing her name away.
Steve, you still dating Alice? No way dude, that chicks an alcohoe.
I don't like sports bars, full of jocks and alcohoes.

by Philgrae January 16, 2009

Alcoholesbianism

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

Alcowhore

Someone (usually a female) who acts like a whore only when under the influence of alcohol.

Jill is a total alcowhore, she had a few vodka-lemonades and she was all over Tom.

by Bridget Kramer February 3, 2008

alcowhore

A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.

You Know You're an Alcowhore If:

1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment

2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie

3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.

4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.

5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!

6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.

If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends

OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk

New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?

OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work

The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!

by Rae Rae June 29, 2006