alcoholed

Being intoxicated to the point that words describing concepts are difficult to remember. In the degrees of intoxication, alcoholed happens before slurred speech, but after a little tipsy.

I went out drinking last night, had just a couple big dirty martinis and went home pretty alcoholed.

by jackson5AHYEAH March 01, 2010

alcohol

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

by Matt J September 22, 2005

Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

by your real name   October 19, 2010

alcoholic

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

by TnPat March 08, 2004

Alcoholic

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look

Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.

Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.

Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?

by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 09, 2021

alcohol

A substance that can make a white person dance!

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.

by bruhh I dunno April 06, 2015