11 definitions by Rae Rae
A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 24, 2005
I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.
by Rae Rae March 9, 2004
Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male brains reside in their penile regions
by Rae Rae March 23, 2005
1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.
Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!
Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
by Rae Rae June 30, 2006
Based on the word virginity, lipginity is the stae of being un-kissed. if you retain your lipginity, you have never been kissed
"Dude that girls a fucking slor! Last week, she still had her lipginity, and now she gives you brain if you smile at her. How fucked is that?"
by Rae Rae March 23, 2005
A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
by Rae Rae June 29, 2006
Located in LA, the Venice boardwalk is either:
a) A tourist type attraction where hopless people from Idaho travel around in fanny packs snapping pictures of degenrate hobos, artists, and muscle men
b) Where locals like myself go to get the best 1 dollar pizza and high quality- bongs.
a) A tourist type attraction where hopless people from Idaho travel around in fanny packs snapping pictures of degenrate hobos, artists, and muscle men
b) Where locals like myself go to get the best 1 dollar pizza and high quality- bongs.
Scene 1:
Tourist Hilbilly: Aww look at that there hobo feller. Give him a dollar for his troubles
Me: That hobo wants crack peaseant, not your cheap ass dollars.
Scene 2:
Me: Wanna go down to Venice in between class and get some 1 dollar pizza?
My Friend: Yeah...but lets look at the bongs too.
Me: That goes with out saying.
Tourist Hilbilly: Aww look at that there hobo feller. Give him a dollar for his troubles
Me: That hobo wants crack peaseant, not your cheap ass dollars.
Scene 2:
Me: Wanna go down to Venice in between class and get some 1 dollar pizza?
My Friend: Yeah...but lets look at the bongs too.
Me: That goes with out saying.
by Rae Rae June 30, 2006