Alcohorny 

The state of being n extreme need of alcohol; needing alcohol so bad, you getting a false sense of horniness over it.

Dude, I haven't had anything to drink in over 3 months. I'm craving the alcohol. I'm actually alcohorny!

Alcohorny by Noah Hoback September 19, 2007

Alcohorny 

When you drink enough alcohol and you become horny.

EJ: too bad ur not here
Kim: why
EJ: horny
Kim: it's still shark week
EJ: buttstuff
Kim: Lol ur alcohorny
EJ: nnnnnnnnyessss

Alcohorny by emaGehTReadBackwards March 27, 2020

alcoholy trinity 

1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits

Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.

alcoholy trinity by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020

Alcoholympics 

The non-athlete participation in the Olympics that includes drinking excessively everyday whether there is an appropriate Olympic event to cheer or not.

Participants compete in Alcoholympics by drinking $9 beers at clubs/pubs or pour hard liquor into a mix and crowding the streets chanting things like "whoooooooooooooo Canada!" or "CA NA DA CA NA DA" over and over.

"I'm going to get at least a Bronze but Mark's 2010 Alcoholympic dream is over for tonight... cop just smell tested his Big Gulp and poured it out".

Alcoholympics by TylerDurden44 February 22, 2010

alcohore 

a woman thats a slut/whore when she is intoxicated.

"That girl sucked my dick last night when she was drunk and I didn't even know her"-Jim
"Damn...she must have been an alcohore"-Lyle

alcohore by Campbell K March 2, 2006

alcoporn 

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

alcoporn by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcoholysis 

The process of drinking more alcohol while at the same time taking a piss, therefore refilling the emptiness left in your body from your pee.

In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.

In order to stay in the proper party fashion, I was forced to undergo an alcoholysis.

Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?

Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.

alcoholysis by Eddy A. Poe October 7, 2011