Alcowhore

Someone (usually a female) who acts like a whore only when under the influence of alcohol.

Jill is a total alcowhore, she had a few vodka-lemonades and she was all over Tom.

Alcowhore by Bridget Kramer February 3, 2008

alcowhore

A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.

You Know You're an Alcowhore If:

1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment

2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie

3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.

4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.

5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!! 6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week. If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your [friends

OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk

New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?

OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work

The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!

alcowhore by Rae Rae June 29, 2006

alcowhore

being slaved by acohol, alcoholic

My liver is a slut and I became an alcowhore since she left me

alcowhore by Sinny L January 27, 2009

alcowhore

someone who would perform seuxal favours for alcohol

rachel and i are alcowhores on a weekly basis!

alcowhore by pghots June 5, 2007

Alcowhore

Someone who is a whore for alcohol. Typically they're not a functioning alcoholic, but they're damn close to being one. They drink daily, spend too much money on drinks, and are unable to have a good time without a few beers in their system.

Elliot: "Is it just me, or has Jack been drinking a little too much lately?"
Rich: "Yeah, he's been that way for a while now. He's such an alcowhore."

Alcowhore by Saint Margaret Clitherow August 2, 2020

Alcowhore

Term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a RAGING whore once the brew touches her lips.

Michele, please remove my boyfriend's/husband's/brother's penis from your mouth, you trifling alcowhore!

Alcowhore by yomommadotcomma July 1, 2011

Alcowhore

When a man or woman you may or may not know ignores you until alcohol is in the picture or is presented by you or your group of friends, and seem to act like your best friend.

'Man, did you see that? Those chicks where all over us!'

'They're alcowhores man, waste of time.'

Alcowhore by Mootilated September 3, 2011