alcoheels 

The safer, more stable 2-inch-or-less-high wider-heeled shoes ladies wear when they go out to toss back. Alcoheels reduce the likelihood of catching in sidewalk cracks while stumbling back to the car/bus/taxi and minimize ankle sprains when dancing one's drunk ass off.

Amanda's just going to Ladies' Night with her girls - no need to impress, so she's breaking out the alcoheels!

alcoheels by The Evil Steve December 16, 2009

Alcoholesbianism 

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

Alcoholesbianism by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

alcohols 

"Alcohols" are units to measure how much people drank, regardless of what type of beverage they consumed. One "alcohol" is one ounce of alcohol. You measure how many "alcohols" you drank by multiplying the number of ounces you drank by the percentage of alcohol. So, if you drink 5 Coors Lights, 12 ounce cans with 4.2% alcohol, you will have consumed 2.52 “alcohols” (5x12x0.042). If you drink 10 ounces of Skyy vodka, with 40% alcohol, you will have consumed 4 "alcohols.

Tom: "How many alcohols did you drink last night?"
Nick: "I only let myself drink 2 alcohols, I have a chem test this week."
Tom: "Did you see Nicole last night? She must have had at least 7 alcohols."
Nick: "Yeah, well she was drinking Everclear, that has a lot of alcohols in it."

alcohols by TuftsParties March 14, 2011

Alcopees 

When one has drank so much alcohol they are peeing every 5 min.

Damn i got the alcopees!

Alcopees by woemol September 5, 2013

alcoholese 

the abusive language used by those inebriated.

Mind your language. It looks like alcoholese.

alcoholese by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 10, 2014

Alcohoeism 

The promiscuous side-effect of over-indulgence of alcohol among underaged girls and bar-flies.

The leading cause of underaged pregnancy has been attributed to alcohoeism?
Alcohoeism is responsible for most cases of coyote ugly syndrome

Alcohoeism by Philgrae January 16, 2009

Alcohelp 

Having an alcoholic beverage to improve circumstance.

I was pained and in need of a little Alcohelp.

Alcohelp by Charlie Foxx May 10, 2016