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Alcohole 

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
Alcohole by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcoholistic 

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
Alcoholistic by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

alcoholism 

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.
It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism
alcoholism by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Alcohole 

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.
He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.
Alcohole by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

Alcoholism 

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
Alcoholism by Pelican7 October 29, 2014