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alcoholese

the abusive language used by those inebriated.
Mind your language. It looks like alcoholese.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 10, 2014
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Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole
Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.
by Lionchick January 17, 2009
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Alcoholistic

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
by apeirophobia February 1, 2010
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Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.
by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010
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alcoholism

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.
It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism
by katiemac604 February 7, 2010
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Alcohole

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.
He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.
by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020
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Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
by Pelican7 October 29, 2014
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