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aftoe by Butterknife May 31, 2016
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quarter after one
A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019
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Afterhand
The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.
She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.
I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.
I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
aftercare
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021
after work job
A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
vodka afterglow
1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning
2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting
3) drunk
2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting
3) drunk
" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."
"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008
Afterbate
The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
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