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The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.
She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!
Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

afterwork 

1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
I am going to an afterwork, I may come back late!
afterwork by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019

Afterbang 

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.
Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang

aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy
Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.
NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.

afterbang 

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.
damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!
afterbang by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009