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afterwork 

As if spending your entire working day with your co-workers wasn't bad enough, you spend time with co-workers after work drinking alcohol.
Common activities includes but are not limited to; drinking, talking about work, talking about co-workers who are not there and generally not talking about anything that is not related to working.
Hey! We have spent the entire working week together, let's get together on our free time for an afterwork!
afterwork by pseduo90210 April 12, 2014

afterwork blast 

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
Hey gurl Im home wanna fuck
Oh yes daddy yessssss

Oh yeah baby givvvv me an afterwork blast *moan*

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

Aftermorrow 

Coined by The Man, William James Tiberius Byrne the word aftermorrow simply means the day after tomorrow and it is a quick and easy alternative to the long hand The-Day-After-Tomorrow and a more familiar word than the Latin Postridies and Postetradies. By creating an amalgamation of the Shakespearean word Tomorrow and the everyday word Afternoon.
John Smith: We shall meet again, perhaps tomorrow to be sure?
Dimitrios Falapotorius: No we shan't! I have a meeting.
John Smith: Whom'st has a meeting on a Monday? Alright aftermorrow!
Aftermorrow by Jackson Steel August 27, 2018

aftermarket pussy

Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.
NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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