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afterwork

1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
I am going to an afterwork, I may come back late!
by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019
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afterwork

As if spending your entire working day with your co-workers wasn't bad enough, you spend time with co-workers after work drinking alcohol.
Common activities includes but are not limited to; drinking, talking about work, talking about co-workers who are not there and generally not talking about anything that is not related to working.
Hey! We have spent the entire working week together, let's get together on our free time for an afterwork!
by pseduo90210 April 12, 2014
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afterwork blast

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
Hey gurl Im home wanna fuck
Oh yes daddy yessssss

Oh yeah baby givvvv me an afterwork blast *moan*
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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after work job

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
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Aftermorrow

Coined by The Man, William James Tiberius Byrne the word aftermorrow simply means the day after tomorrow and it is a quick and easy alternative to the long hand The-Day-After-Tomorrow and a more familiar word than the Latin Postridies and Postetradies. By creating an amalgamation of the Shakespearean word Tomorrow and the everyday word Afternoon.
John Smith: We shall meet again, perhaps tomorrow to be sure?
Dimitrios Falapotorius: No we shan't! I have a meeting.
John Smith: Whom'st has a meeting on a Monday? Alright aftermorrow!
by Jackson Steel August 27, 2018
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aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy
Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022
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aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.
NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.
by Old Radio Collector June 10, 2007
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