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ackerfuck 

A safe word in which Winter uses.
1:Too many shirtless people ACKERFUCK ACKERFUCK
2: Eren is going to see Levi Ackerfuck tonight.
ackerfuck by Ackerfuck April 2, 2017
The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
afterfuck by dirtynap January 11, 2008

The Afterfuck Shutdown 

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown

ackenpucky

Colloquial slang term used, (especially by plumbers &
pipe fitters), for any slimy, gooey substance, whether
identifiable or not.
What's this junk on the sheet, Fred? Man, don't touch it- it looks like Ackenpucky!
ackenpucky by RagingZits March 17, 2011

afterfucker 

- Hey, dude, what's that smell?

- I fucked a girl last night and then I fucked another girl.

- You, afterfucker!
afterfucker by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010
the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.
i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though
afterfuck by dreadtoad January 27, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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