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aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.
He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.
aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).
According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."
aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Aftercare 

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc
After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.
Aftercare by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021

Afterfap 

The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.
Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.
Afterfap by ragequite December 22, 2010

aftercare 

The psychological or physical care either a Dominant or submissive receives after playing in kink, BDSM, or fetish situations.
"She is going to need a tremendous amount of aftercare after she does that needle play!"

"I need to give myself some aftercare after flogging for that long!"
aftercare by Domme Danielle November 21, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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