aftenis

Michael Afton’s penis

All Michael Afton simps want aftenis

by 3xoticleth March 10, 2022

artenisa

Usually a girl with a big ass who also has a nice face. Very outgoing and not shy. Has a lot of talents and skills. All boys want her.

Oh my God, Joanne, look at Artenisa's body. I'm so jealous of her!

by freshasf December 26, 2016

Afterism

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Artenis

A perfect, natrual, one with the universe being. In other words, a god.

I felt like am Artenis last night!

by Yours truly, John April 30, 2013

Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

afterish

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

by Zacyfix January 27, 2018

Artenis

Another name for a god. If you come across this name or know a person with this name, you should automatically give 100% of your respect to him.

I felt like an Artenis last night!

by Arty Shabiu May 1, 2013