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Another name for a god. If you come across this name or know a person with this name, you should automatically give 100% of your respect to him.
I felt like an Artenis last night!
Artenis by Arty Shabiu May 1, 2013
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Arkenism 

The infusion of a political ideology and a religion.
Dog are you a communist?

No , a Christian Communist. I follow Arkenism.

artenisa 

Usually a girl with a big ass who also has a nice face. Very outgoing and not shy. Has a lot of talents and skills. All boys want her.
Oh my God, Joanne, look at Artenisa's body. I'm so jealous of her!
artenisa by freshasf December 26, 2016

Artemisia 

Artemisia is unforgettable. She's dynamic, visionary and able to make constructive use of freedom. Though she might come off as shy at first, she's a no nonsense rebel and knows how to have fun. She's cool and lifts your head when you're upset and she's the funniest most playful girl to be with. She'll do anything for the people she cares about, stick up for you and listen. It's advised that you don't get on her bad side.
She's absolutely gorgeous inside and out, unbelievably sexy and has vigorous passion not to mention amazing at everything sexual and entertaining. She has a seductive voice, deep alluring eyes, beautiful hair and is a tomboy at heart who craves adventure. She's creative, innovative and naturally talented in the arts. Intelligent and witty but unlike most humble about what she does. She has a deep and inner desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and learn the deeper truths which is why she's so curious She's an independent, sassy, woman who is known for being a heartbreaker and kicking ass. Most often she's misunderstood and has had to deal with issues on her own but still comes out stronger than before. The mystery and unpredictability of her will leave you coming back for more. The more she reveals about herself the more you'll fall in love, but once she's fallen for you. You never go back.
I think I’m in love with Artemisia
Artemisia by memesarehot June 10, 2018
Arlenis is heartwarming and nice. She will always comfort you and make feel good. She is the type of person that gets shy but soon gets used to things. She is not selfish and will care about you a lot. Arlenis is truly an amazing person.
Arlenis is the best
Arlenis by Dormilón August 9, 2019

Artemis Fowl the Second 

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
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Artemis Fowl
Captain Trouble Kelp
Holly Short
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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