afterish

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

by Zacyfix January 27, 2018

Afterism

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

climaxic aftershocks

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).

After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.

by king_shot_travels_south April 25, 2009

aftershrink

The significant decrease in penis size when exposed to ice-cold water.

"Had some serious aftershrink from that Ice Bucket Challenge"

by QuackLife August 26, 2014

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

AfterShit

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.

Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand

by Theunknown man March 3, 2009