Afterism 

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

Afterism by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Afterism 

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

Afterism by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

Asterism 

Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.

Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...

Asterism by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008

afterish 

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

afterish by Zacyfix January 27, 2018

Afterasm 

A failed clothing line that was negligently produced and maintained by some crackhead with brain tumor ---- most likely caused from smoking too much crack.

Afterasm is a prime example of why crackheads should not start clothing companies.

Afterasm by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall May 16, 2022

afterisk 

(noun) - the text message one sends to provide corrected spelling for a typo in a previously sent text.

Paul (texting): Hey what time are you going to the pasty?
Paul (texting the afterisk): *party

afterisk by YankeeJew September 9, 2016

aftersmoke

The remnants of marijuana smoke left in a bong when someone doesn't fully inhale the smoke out of the bong on their first hit.

"Hey man, I don't want your aftersmoke - clear the rest of the smoke out of the bong"

aftersmoke by aftersmoke December 30, 2014